Saturday, September 05, 2015

Quote of the Day for 2015-09-05

"I've never met a healthy person who worried much about his health, or a good person who worried much about his soul."

J.B.S. Haldane (1892-1964) Attributed

Life Simplified by Matthieu Barrère
Life Simplified by Matthieu Barrère

Friday, September 04, 2015

Quote of the Day for 2015-09-04

"Violent antipathies are always suspicious, and betray a secret affinity"

William Hazlitt (1778-1830) "On Vulgarity and Affectation," Table-Talk, volume 1

Mary McCarthy and Lillian Hellman
Mary McCarthy and Lillian Hellman

Thursday, September 03, 2015

Quote of the Day for 2015-09-03

"A peasant becomes fond of his pig and is glad to salt away its pork. What is significant, and is so difficult for the urban stranger to understand, is that the two statements in that sentence are connected by an and and not by a but."

John Berger (1926-    ) About Looking

Swimming pigs of Big Major Cay in Exuma, Bahamas (Photograph by Christopher Dorobek)

Wednesday, September 02, 2015

Quote of the Day for 2015-09-02

"Of this I am quite sure, that if we open a quarrel between the past and the present, we shall find that we have lost the future."

Sir Winston Churchill (1874-1965) "War Situation," speech in the House of Commons, June 18, 1940. After the fall of France.

Aftermath of the Dieppe Raid, August 19, 1942.

Tuesday, September 01, 2015

Sunday, August 30, 2015

Friday, August 28, 2015

Quote of the Day for 2015-08-28

"[America is] just a nation of 220 million used car salesmen with all the money we need to buy guns, and no qualms at all about killing anybody else in the world who tries to make us uncomfortable."

Hunter S. Thompson (1939-2005) Fear and Loathing on the Campaign Trail '72, September

President Nixon, while Vietnam War protesters interrupted a campaign rally at the Nassau Coliseum
on Long Island, NY, October 23, 1972. (Photograph by Michael Evans for The New York Times)

Thursday, August 27, 2015

Quote of the Day for 2015-08-27

"Ambition, n. An overmastering desire to be vilified by enemies while living and made ridiculous by friends when dead."

Ambrose Bierce (1842-1914) The Devil's Dictionary, "A" section

George W. Bush flipping off the camera while getting ready for a local television
appearance. The never-aired footage was uploaded to YouTube on March 5th, 2006.

Tuesday, August 25, 2015

Monday, August 24, 2015

Quote of the Day 2015-08-24

"When you say that you agree to a thing in principle you mean that you have not the slightest intention of carrying it out in practice."

Prince Otto von Bismarck (1815-1898) Attributed

The seagull attraction at Banksy's Dismaland Bemusement Park. (2015)

Wednesday, August 19, 2015

Quote of the day for 2015-08-19

"Never did Christ utter a single word attesting to a personal resurrection and a life beyond the grave."

Leo Tolstoy (1828-1910) What I Believe, Chapter 8

The resurrection of Jesus in many colored stones. (photograph by Giedrius Blagnys)
The resurrection of Jesus (photograph by Giedrius Blagnys)

Sunday, August 16, 2015

Quote of the Day for 2015-08-16

"So much of our profession is taken up with pretending, ... that an actor must spend at least half his waking hours in fantasy."

Ronald Reagan (1911-2004) Where's the Rest of Me?

Left to right Patricia Quinn, Tim Curry, and Nell Campbell from The Rocky Horror Picture Show (1975). Tim Curry is wearing make-up and pearls and is dressed in operating room scrubs. He holds his right arm, covered in a sleeve of glittery fabric, up to his chin and stares out at the audience with a look of hopeful anticipation. Patricia Quinn and Nell Campbell are both looking up at him with their hands on his shoulders and wearing pink rubber surgical masks over their faces.
Left to right Patricia QuinnTim Curry, and Nell Campbell from The Rocky Horror Picture Show (1975)

Friday, August 14, 2015

Thursday, August 13, 2015

Quote of the Day for 2015-08-13

"Acting is a question of absorbing other people's personalities and adding some of your own experience."

Paul Newman (1925-2008) Quoted by Leslie Halliwell in Halliwell's Filmgoer's Companion for 1984.

Paul Newman and Piper Laurie in a promo shot from The Hustler (1961). The image shows Paul Newman on the left, standing up and buttoning his shirt. Piper Laurie is sitting down on the right in a corner of the room, partially naked, with a nearly empty bottle of liquor on the table in front of her. Neither looks very happy and the scene is one of discomfort for both of them.
Paul Newman and Piper Laurie in a promo shot from The Hustler (1961)

Tuesday, August 11, 2015

Quote of the Day for 2015-08-11

"The whole secret of the study of nature lies in learning how to use one's eyes."

George Sand (1804-1876) Letter to Juliette Lambert-Adam, April 7, 1868

Translation: Which animals are most like each other? – Rabbit and Duck. Uncredited illustration from Fliegende Blätter, issue #2645 (October 23, 1892). "What were ducks in the scientist's world before the revolution are rabbits afterwards." – Thomas Kuhn (1922-1996) The Structure of Scientific Revolutions, chapter 10. The image is a hand-drawn optical illusion. Look at it one way and it appears to be the head of a duck. Another way and the duck's bill becomes rabbit ears and suddenly it becomes a bunny.
Translation: Which animals are most like each other? – Rabbit and Duck.
Uncredited illustration from Fliegende Blätter, issue #2645 (October 23, 1892).
"What were ducks in the scientist's world before the revolution are rabbits afterwards."

Sunday, August 09, 2015

Quote of the Day for 2015-08-09

"It takes an entire village to raise a child."

African proverb

It Takes a Village to Raise a Child by George E. Miller depicts an African child raised in the air from the arms of many unseen people. The color of the skin show many hues from pale to dark brown, as is the colorfulness of the clothes. While all the other arms are holding the child up, one hand on the rightmost arm is tickling the child's foot.
by George E. Miller

As to the validity of this quote, Lawrence Mbogoni on H-Net wrote:

Proverb or not, "It takes a whole village to raise a child" reflects a social reality some of us who grew up in rural areas of Africa can easily relate to. As a child, my conduct was a concern of everybody, not just my parents, especially if it involved misconduct. Any adult had the right to rebuke and discipline me and would make my mischief known to my parents who in turn would also mete their own "punishment." The concern of course was the moral wellbeing of the community.

While it is interesting to seek provenance in regard to the proverb, "It takes a village to raise a child," I think it would be misleading to ascribe its origin to a single source. … Let me give a few examples of African societies with proverbs which translate to 'It takes a village...':

In Lunyoro (Banyoro) there is a proverb that says "Omwana takulila nju emoi," whose literal translation is "A child does not grow up only in a single home."

In Kihaya (Bahaya) there is a saying, "Omwana taba womoi," which translates as "A child belongs not to one parent or home."

In Kijita (Wajita) there is a proverb which says "Omwana ni wa bhone," meaning regardless of a child's biological parent(s) its upbringing belongs to the community.

In Kiswahili the proverb "Asiyefunzwa na mamae hufunzwa na ulimwengu" approximates to the same.

Saturday, August 08, 2015

Quote of the Day for 2015-08-08

"An idealist is one who, on noticing that a rose smells better than a cabbage, concludes that it is also more nourishing."

H.L. Mencken (1880-1956) "A Few Pages of Notes," The Smart Set, January 1915

Untitled work by Banksy from his Bristol Museum Vs. Banksy show. The image depicts an anarchist, with a spiky mohawk, red scarf tied around his nose and mouth, and a black flag on a pole held against his shoulder. In front of him stands his mother, who is trying to straighten his red scarf before he goes out. Photograph by Josh Blair.
Untitled work by Banksy from his Bristol Museum Vs. Banksy show.
Photograph by Josh Blair.

Thursday, August 06, 2015

Quote of the Day for 2015-08-06

"It is ridiculous to think you can spend your entire life with just one person. Three is about the right number. Yes, I imagine three husbands would do it."

Clare Boothe Luce (1903-1987) Attributed

Sculpture on the Dashavatara Temple in Deogarh, India depicts Draupadi (far right) with her five Pandava husbands, from the Mahābhārata.
Dashavatara Temple in Deogarh, India. Draupadi (far right) with her five husbands, from the Mahābhārata.

Saturday, August 01, 2015

Quote of the Day for 2015-08-01

"Small debts are like small shot; they are rattling on every side, and can scarcely be escaped without a wound; great debts are like cannon, of loud noise but little danger."

Dr. Samuel Johnson (1709-1784) Letter to Joseph Simpson, circa 1759.

Greeks demonstrate in front of the country's parliament on February 16, 2015 in a pro-government demonstration after Athens rejected an initial EU bailout offer as "absurd" and "unacceptable" (AFP Photo/Louisa Gouliamaki) Banner written in Greek and English reads: Jail for Euro Bankers Not Debt
Greeks demonstrate in front of the country's parliament on February 16, 2015 in a pro-government demonstration
after Athens rejected an initial EU bailout offer as "absurd" and "unacceptable" (AFP Photo/Louisa Gouliamaki)

Friday, July 31, 2015

Quote of the Day for 2015-07-31

"Always remember others may hate you but those who hate you don't win unless you hate them. And then you destroy yourself."

Richard Nixon (1913-1994) Final speech before White House staffAugust 9, 1974

Drawing of Muhammad by Bosch Fawstin, top award winner at the "Muhammad Art Exhibit and Contest" in Garland, TX, May 3, 2015, which was attacked by two gunmen. (Depictions of Muhammad are forbidden in Islam.) The drawing depicts Mohammed with an angry face with a sword held high about to strike the viewer. In a different shade is a drawing of two hands working on the drawing. Mohamed says "You can't draw me!" and the artist responds saying "That's why I draw you."
Drawing of Muhammad by Bosch Fawstin, top award winner at the "Muhammad Art Exhibit and Contest" in
Garland, TX, May 3, 2015, which was attacked by two gunmen. (Depictions of Muhammad are forbidden in Islam.)

Wednesday, July 29, 2015

Quote of the Day for 2015-07-29

"Maybe the only thing worse than having to give gratitude constantly ... is having to accept it."

William Faulkner (1897-1962) Requiem for a Nun, Act 2, scene 1

Cepia toned photograph which A Japanese post card from the late 19th century, which shows three geisha imitating the Three Wise Monkeys. Left to right they are: Mizaru (see no evil), Iwazaru (speak no evil), and Kikazaru (hear no evil).
A Japanese post card from the late 19th century, which shows three geisha imitating the Three Wise Monkeys.
Left to right they are: Mizaru (see no evil), Iwazaru (speak no evil), and Kikazaru (hear no evil).

Saturday, September 28, 2013

The Aide (Draft) Chapter 2

Click here to read chapter 1.

He sat in a wheelchair in a dingy room facing a mattress on the floor where his son's prone form lay sleeping, or unconscious, or dying, or dead; Hopewell couldn't tell. The room was familiar, and raw emotion was rushing through his brain like a strong wind. All he wanted to do was kneel down and learn his son's state, but he couldn't move his arms. Then panic started to set in.

He awoke from the dream to the same tiled ceiling above the hospice bed, and he could hear people whispering. He turned his head toward the source and saw Jessica and one of his daughters, both seated and leaning close to each other, so that they could hear one another. He didn't want to disturb their conversation, because his daughter's face was very stern, so he stared in their direction, patiently waiting for it to conclude. As he lay there, he wondered how aides were able to make such whispering sounds without using air, which wasn't being expelled from the lungs they didn't have.

His daughter's name was Sandra, and she was always serious. Folks used to say that she had her mother's sense of humor, meaning of course that neither of them had one to speak of. Her black hair and makeup were always in place, and her clothes were always clean, free of wrinkles, and pressed with severe creases. He couldn't see her shoes, but he had no doubt they weren't scuffed or worn. She was wearing a black suit today, which meant that she was going to court afterward, probably to argue some dreary corporate lawsuit. He had never been all that happy about her choice of profession, wanting children who would stick up for working stiffs like him instead of arguing the minutia of corporate law.

When she was a child, he had repeatedly tried to get her to answer to “Sandy,” but even then she always insisted on being called by her given name.

When they stopped whispering to each other and Jessica again straightened up, Sandra began looking for something in her purse. Jessica said, “Good morning again Mr. Hopewell.”

“Bert,” he said. “I keep tellin' ya ta call me 'Bert.'”

Sandra looked up and closed her purse. As she was moving her chair towards his bed side, Jessica said, “I'm sorry, Mr. Hopewell, but it would be difficult to comply. The rules of the hospice in regard to how clients are to be addressed are very clear.”

“Well, ya should make an exception f' me.”

“No, she shouldn't, Dad,” said Sandra, still pulling her chair towards him. “If a supervisor heard her addressing you that way, it wouldn't reflect well on her.” She situated herself, making sure nothing was out of place or in danger of being wrinkled, and continued, “How are you this morning?”

“I'm great,” he teased, “The aides say that I'll be goin' back home soon.” She rolled her eyes but didn't say anything. “OK,” he continued, “I won't be goin' home soon. My body's fallin' apart, and the only way I'm goin' anywhere is feet first. Ya happy now?”

“Dad, please, this isn't easy for me either.”

“Well, a little laughter would make it easier all around, but you'd never do that, would ya?”

She decided to let it go. “Are the aides treating you well?”

“Yeah, Jessica's been great.” He acknowledged the aide with a nod of his head. “Ever'one here is won'erful, and the derms on my skin keep the pain away. Better n' it was in dat hospital, when they was tryin' ta keep me alive alla time.”

His ear-phone started to twitter. He grabbed the device and fumbled its fitted form into his ear. Immediately the twittering stopped and a soft female voice told him that “Jim Crenshaw, director of Client Relations for the Westfield Hospice Center, was calling.” He said, louder than his normal voice, “I'll take the call,” and he immediately heard a man's voice say,

“Hello, Mr. Hopewell?”

“Hello Jim,” he continued loudly. “What's up?”

“I have your aide, Jessica, on the line with us, and she has told me that you have requested that we make a special exception to the rules governing how you're to be addressed by the aides. Is that correct?”

“Yeah, I'd like Jessica 'n the other aides ta call me 'Bert' instead-a 'Mr. Hopewell.'”

“That's fine, Mr. Hopewell, consider it done. Is there anything else I can help you with?”

“Yeah, you can call me 'Bert,' too.”

The other emitted a short laugh and said, “OK, um, Bert. Will that be all?”

“Yeah, that's it, thanks.”

“You're welcome. Goodbye.”


The call immediately disconnected. He looked to the aide, still sitting up straight, hands in her lap, and said, “Thanks, Jessica.”

“You are most welcome Bert,” she responded.

As he was taking the device our of his ear, Sandra said, “Dad, it works best if you keep it in your ear all the time.”

“Why? My ears are fine. I don't need a hearing aid.”

“It's not a hearing aid, Dad. Well, yes, people do use it that way, but that's not it's primary purpose. It has to learn the sound of your voice, so that it can connect them with your brain waves. It can't do that unless you keep it in your ear.” She paused for a moment. looking at her hands in her lap. Speaking to them she said, “It's embarrassing hearing you speak when you're on the phone.”

He waved his hand in disgust. “The only reason I got the damn thing was 'cause they stopped sellin' cell phones.”

“Been a long time since those days, Dad.”

“Yeah, and I'm-a man-a them days. Mark my words, someday, when you're around my age, there'll be some new tech that ever'one'll be usin' 'cept you, 'cause ya won't be able ta get used to it. Your kids'll tease you about not using it n' all.”

“I doubt I'll ever have kids.”

“Then your sister's kid will. Either way, you'll know how it feels ta be so old you can't learn new things anymore, and ever' new thing is just a reminder that yer left behind.” He turned to Jessica. “Ain't that right, Jessica? Your chassis' a thirty-three-ten. That makes you much older n' me. We're just a couple a old farts, ain't we?”

Without missing a beat, Jessica rolled her eyes toward the ceiling and said, in a spot on Yiddish accent, “Oy, gevalt, eer bito bey'deh meshuga.

He giggled immediately, but Sandra's face took on a look of mild shock. “Dad, I think she may have just insulted us.”

“No, she didn't. She's teasing. ”Turning his head towards Jessica, he continued, “Ain't cha?”

“Of course I am.”

Twisting to the aide, a confused Sandra asked, “Why was that funny?”

Her father immediately exclaimed, “Pfft--if you have to ask, it ain't gonna be funny.”

Turning back towards him, she said, “I'm not interested in the joke itself. I just want to understand why you found it funny.”

“I dunno, I can't explain it. It's just funny.”

Jessica said, “Shock is often a driver of humor. The last thing anyone expects from an aide is an exasperated call to the heavens in another language. And Yiddish phrases, more than any other, seem to elicit the most mirthful reactions.”

Sandra turned toward the her, “Except for me.”

“Yes, except for you. . .”

“Yes?” Sandra prompted.

“I don't know if anyone has made a study of this, but I've noticed that the use of Yiddish has been declining and I suppose that people of your father's generation will be the last who will find humor in--”

“Hold on,” Sandra exclaimed, “I've got a call.” She turned her head, looked at her lap, and was silent. After a few moments, she looked at her father and stood up, adjusting her purse on her shoulder. “That was my legal aide reminding me that we have to leave now if we are to be in court on time, so I've gotta go.” She kissed her father on the cheek.

“But you jus' got here,” he said.

“I've been here for quite awhile, Dad, but you were asleep for most of it. I'll be here tomorrow morning, and Patty will be in this afternoon.” To Jessica, she said, “See you tomorrow.” The aide nodded, and they both watched her briskly leave the room.

Bert said to Jessica, who was still peering through the doorway, “Saved by the bell, huh?”

She turned toward him, “Indeed.”

“Where were you going with that line-a bull?”

“Out onto a high-wire without a net, I suspect.”

“How's that?”

“My 'line of bull,' as you put it, is known as a 'white lie.' It is a set of strategies used to get out of situations where speaking the truth would not be socially appropriate.”

“I thought aides couldn't lie.”

“I was not, strictly speaking, telling a lie. The use of Yiddish in the comedic arts has been declining for years, and I was using that fact to try and redirect her attention from a discussion of her sense of humor--but you are correct in that we are incapable of deception.

“But ain't that still tellin' a lie?”

“Yes and no. There is one exception when it comes to maintaining cordial relationships. Admittedly, it is an ethically fraught strategy, and is to be avoided where possible.”

He thought about this for a moment and said, “You ever done that wit' me?”

“No, I have not.”

“You tellin' me the truth?”

“Yes.” Raising her right hand, palm out, and while making a crossing motion over her chest with her left, she added, “Cross my batteries and hope to power off permanently,” and smiled.

All text copyright ©2013 Peter K. Levy

Friday, September 27, 2013

The Aide (Draft) Chapter 1

Bert was sitting with his wife at their kitchen table, drinking coffee and talking about the day, when her face became very sad. “What should we do about Billy?” she asked. They hadn't been in contact with their son for many years. To get through his days and to be able to sleep at night, Bert had resolved to stop thinking about him. His wife, a constant worrier, couldn't seem to think of anything else, and asked him this question at least twice a week. He was sick of it, and her constant worry was taking its toll on her.

“I don't know,” he said; it's what he always said. He was afraid to say more lest the whole useless conversation start up again, going over the same rutted road. Looking at her, over his coffee cup, a strange burst of rage washed over him. He slammed the cup down, spilling some coffee, grabbed her by the shoulders with both hands and, shaking her violently, yelled, “Bill's as good as dead to us! You gotta stop doin' this to yerself, or you're gonna die young, and I ain't gonna be left alone without you!” He started to weep, tears flowing down his cheek. His wife's face was struck with shock and fear, and he awoke with a sudden start, to the sight of drop-ceiling tiles above his bed.

He was breathing very heavily. That was a bad one, he thought.

“Are you alright, Mr. Hopewell?” he heard the medical aide ask.

He knew where he was now, in a room at the hospice center. “Yeah,” he said. More deep breaths, “'Cept for these bad dreams, I'm OK.”

“Some of the pain alleviation derms can cause an increase in vivid nightmares. I can apply an anti-anxiety derm, if you need it.”

“Nah, I'll be OK, just a nightmare. Nothin' ta worry 'bout.”

“If you change your mind, just let me know.”

“OK, thanks,” he said.

When his breathing slowed to normal, he looked to his left to see the aide sitting in one of the chairs, staring in his direction but not really seeing him. It was a pleasant face to look at. She had a young and healthy appearance, with long brown hair tied into a pony tail in the back. She was sitting up straight with her hands in the lap of her crossed legs. The rest of her was clothed in the blue scrubs that the aides were always wearing, including blue shoes on her feet. A name tag was clipped to the left side of her shirt, with the single word “Jessica.”

He'd tbeen here less than a week, and he already knew the look on her face. She must be reading something, he thought, she always has that look when she's reading. He observed her for a little while, wondering momentarily why all aides were always she. Eventually he asked, “What'cha readin', toots?”

Without moving or changing the focus of her eyes, she responded,“I have a name, old man, and you would be well advised to use it.” Her voice always had a soothing quality, but this time there was a touch of menace.

He gave a short snort of a laugh, “OK, what'cha readin' . . . Jes-si-ca?”

“Parts manifest for a U-S-R model thirty-three-ten chassis that I recently acquired.”

“Wow, that model's older 'n me.”

She looked at him and said, “I have positronic nodes that are older than you.” She went back to her reading. “I acquired the chassis yesterday. It was not expensive.”

“I should think not. Whadja pay?”

“None of your business, old man.”

“Hey, I got a name too, toots, 'n you better learn it good afore I tell yer supervisor.”

She uncrossed her legs and stood up, hands at her side, glaring at him. “You would not dare do such a thing.”

“Why 'n hell wouldn't I? In fact, ya know what? Ah think I'll just call the prez of this hospice right now and complain. Her dad 'n me went to school together, so your goose is as good as cooked.” He slowly reached to his left for the ear-phone on his bedside table.

She approached him, hands still at her side. “If you know what is good for you, you will cease this useless braggadocio and come to your senses . . . Robert Eugene Hopewell.” She put her hands on the bed rail, leaned over so her face was very close to his, and continued in a hushed voice, “We know where you live.”

They glared at each other. Then, at about the same moment, she smiled and he started giggling.

When his merriment had died down, he asked, “Where'd you get that hundred dollar word? What was that, 'brag-a-do-shia'?”

Straightening up she said, “Brag-ga-do-cio, it means boastful or arrogant behavior.”

“Yeah? Sounds foreign. What language did it come from?”

“English, actually.”

“I don't believe it.”

“It was coined by the English poet Edmund Spenser in his poem The Faerie Queene, which was published in 1590.”

“Ha! It's from England. I knew it was foreign.”

“Italianesque words were popular in England at the time, so he took the word 'brag' and made it sound vaguely Italian.”

“That makes it even worse.”

“How so?”

“I dunno. I'm tryin' ta bust yer chops, but yer not playin' along.”

“Aides of my generation are not so good at recognizing all of the social cues that make up the art of teasing. . . . No doubt you will be needing one or more of my services this morning, beyond obscure etymologies?”

“I dunno. Whatever's happened below ma waist is a mystery.”

“No mystery to my acute senses. I will clean you, and then we can talk about what you would like for breakfast.”

He turned his head away and looked at the ceiling. “I hate it.”

“There is no need. I do not pass judgment on anyone.”

“I can't help it. It's disgusting.”

“Disgust is not in my repertoire. There is no need to feel shame.”

He cheered up a little and turned his head to look at her again. “There ya go again, wit' them hundred dollar words. What's 'repator' mean, eh?”

“Re-per-twar. It is a French word, and it has several meanings, but I used it in reference to the whole range of emotions that you and I are capable of feeling and exuding.”

“There ya go again.”

All text copyright ©2013 Peter K. Levy

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